Where DA daily deviations go when they unilaterally do not deserve it.

Disclaimer: This blog is purely for the lulz. No ill will is meant towards the original artists, just towards the people who make the selections. The comments we make are just the issues we have concerning how they got to be DDs despite reasons. We've both been on DA for 10 years, seen our fair share of pieces chosen, and decided to show you just what kind of stuff makes us rage hard.
~ Saturday, January 26 ~
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DD 1-8-2013

A far cry from a camera phone and a bathroom mirror, <this DD> shows that reflected self-portraits with the camera in view can look great!

That does not discredit the fact that it is still a photo taken in a bathroom with the mirror.

Tags: hipster photography I know what I'm talking about trust me I went to art school in the Bay Area It is a sea of hipsters hipsters everywhere photography how much did that camera cost you
~ Friday, January 25 ~
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DD 12-27-2012

Steampunk. Dull-ass-dull steampunk. Also, how is this defining English tea; you can’t even pass this off as Elevenses.

Tags: steampunk she doesn't even have a saucer how improper
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~ Thursday, January 24 ~
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DD 1-5-2013

I know it’s a pin up, but could this be any more dull and boring.

Tags: photography DULL dull dull how much did that camera cost you
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DD 1-2-2013

Everyone proceed to take a shot for Dias de los Muertos make-up.

Tags: Cuz it's so edgy and hardcoar glass case of emotions photgraphy how much did that camera cost you
~ Wednesday, January 23 ~
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DD 12-27-2012

You…got a little something in your coffee mug thar…I’d have that checked out if I were you.

I think this calls for new tags: #tentacles everywhere , #surprise octopus!

Tags: I can see where this is going Oh she painted it using coffee I guess that's why the colors look like poop tentacles everywhere surprise octopus!
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DD 1-3-2013

Stop submitting phone backgrounds people.

Tags: Unfocused lens does not an abstract make photography how much did that camera cost you I appreciate some bokeh effect photography but at least there's something to look at instead of absolutely nothing
~ Tuesday, January 22 ~
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DD 1-2-2013

Cuz a quickly done soon-to-be graffiti sticker is totes worth a DD. I’ve seen a bit more impressive ones, and this is not one of them.

Tags: but why tho how do you expect the USPS to mail your packages now with that everything
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DD 1-13-13
&#8230;I always feel uncomfortable seeing digital artists make digital art about doing digital art.  Like I&#8217;ve walked in on a stranger masturbating.

DD 1-13-13

…I always feel uncomfortable seeing digital artists make digital art about doing digital art.  Like I’ve walked in on a stranger masturbating.

Tags: animu what's an anatomy what's perspective what's color theory burn/dodge photoshop hero and get a load of that crotch I wish I could say I was that happy to see you
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~ Monday, January 21 ~
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DD 1-21-13
*temple rub*  Oh, where do I even start.
Lazy-ass-lazy grubby coloring, awful stylization, MISSING ARMS, I don&#8217;t give a shit if it&#8217;s to save time, the fact that in a set of seven evening dresses asymmetrical sleeves didn&#8217;t even OCCUR to your pleb ass speaks volumes, yes I know the bejeweled look is in this season but there do in fact exist other design elements, if these dresses were all the same color they&#8217;d look like the same goddamn thing.  
And this is what DA thinks is praiseworthy fashion design, ugh.

DD 1-21-13

*temple rub*  Oh, where do I even start.

Lazy-ass-lazy grubby coloring, awful stylization, MISSING ARMS, I don’t give a shit if it’s to save time, the fact that in a set of seven evening dresses asymmetrical sleeves didn’t even OCCUR to your pleb ass speaks volumes, yes I know the bejeweled look is in this season but there do in fact exist other design elements, if these dresses were all the same color they’d look like the same goddamn thing.  

And this is what DA thinks is praiseworthy fashion design, ugh.

Tags: that whole rant could have gone into tags but I wanted people to read it fashion design lazy bejeweling evening gowns are to fashion lines as alice in wonderland themes are to anime paintings the longer I look at this the more I hate it get out
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DD 12-29-2012

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE’VE HAD TO RESTRAIN OURSELVES FROM POSTING A GIANT SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF NOTHING. IF WE DID THAT WE COULD GO ON FOR WEEKS.

Worst of all, all of them also have grunge and dirt filters/processed like that. And most of them are this muddled black and white photography.

I’m going to go lie down in a corner for a while.

Tags: I get they're supposed to be partly meditative and interpreted but this is driving me looney photography how much did that camera cost you and how much did it take to ruin your photograph this is why some people say that photography is not an artform